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Whether you have a question about what we do or you would like to book us for your event, we have trained seals standing by to take your call. But they dan’t do email, so we have outsourced our email responses to a team of sloths.  While they are efficient, they have an issue with spelling, so our apologies up front.


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Our customers speak about the Mediocrity

"And it isn’t just about the tricks you performed, but also about the humour in your delivery. You both did great, and we all very much enjoyed it."

"What a show!! Hugely entertaining and so well done. My cheeks still hurt from laughing. What a great time!!"

"That was SO MUCH FUN!! Great job guys. I haven't laughed and "ooo'd" that much in a very long time!!"

"Vraiment impressionnant!!!! Thanks for the great evening!!!!"

"WHAT AN AMAZING SHOW!!! Nothing mediocre about it!!! "